ENGLISH: Short stories, but fun (JOKES)

An evangelical Cult (A chilean protestant church)

ASPIRING PROTESTANT (EVANGELICAL)

This story occurred on a street called "Camino Viejo", in the Cerro Verde Alto neighborhood (Penco). 

 Cesar was a 50-year-old man who wanted to participate in an evangelical cult. 

Trader by profession, married and father of two children. 

It happens that when this person entered the temple, look! that something was bothering him in the Christian community. 

 So was the dialogue, at the entrance of the temple. 

 Pastor (Indignant): - "Cesar, OH MY GOD !! ... Why do you enter this temple in your nightgown ?, and even more barefoot! Very barefoot!" -. 

 Cesar (Sarcastic): - "Well, Jesus preached in a cassock, right !?" -.

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MEDICAL (DOCTOR)

Cesar was having dinner at his cozy home in Penco (in Cerro Verde Alto), along with his family (wife and two children). 

He was about to try the avocado bread, when suddenly he feels a knock on the door. 

And it was his friend Eugenio who came to see him, ..... along with a companion. 

 So was the dialogue. 

 Eugenio (Happy) - "Cesar, let me introduce you to my friend Guillermo, he's a doctor!" -

Guillermo (CUTS): - "Nice to meet you Cesar" 

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Cesar (Happy): - "Equally colleague" - 

 Guillermo (Impressed): - "Wow! So colleagues?" - 

Cesar (Sarcastic): - "Yes, well, I also work in the field of health. I am selling a band-aid patch on the bus" -  

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Chilean POLICE

CURFEW

As a result of the pandemic, the government decreed a State of Exception since the end of March. 

A measure that would be applied for long months in Chile. 

Only some do not comply. 

This happened one night in Penco (Bahía Penco Neighborhood). 

 Dialogue. 

 Police (Annoyed): - "Good NIGHT MR.! If you come to this place, why don't you get off NOW !?" - 

 Man of "dubious reputation" (Ingenious): - "I am here, inside my car, listening to a SOCCER game!" - 

 Police (surprised): - "But at this time? At 3 in the night?" (3 AM)- 

 Man of "doubtful reputation" (Sarcastic): - "What happens, is that they play in Singapore" -